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[dmw]

Originally posted by 25 April 1998 - dmw

A long time ago in a land far far away we use to visit with my mom's best friends family. Often times we found ourselves visiting some local family restaurant. My mom's friend had a hyper active son a couple years older then me who always seemed to be up to something. More often then not I found myself visiting the bathroom with him just before we were about to depart. Sure enough he would try something funny like flushing all the toilet tissue down the toilets, stopping up all the sinks then turning the faucets on full blast, throwing paper all over, or something like pissing on the walls. He tried to create as much of a mess as possible and then bolt. Perhaps his father being in the plumbing business had something to do with this insanity (can you say PARTNERS). Now a days we have faucets that automatically shut off--wonder why.

[Godzilla]

One of my favorite pranks from my teenage mischief years was to rig up a toilet to squirt the next person that flushes it.

Here's what to do:

Take off the lid on top of the tank. Look in the middle and find that little 1/4" hose that shoots water down the 1" tube. Pull the small hose out and lay it so it rests on the front edge of the tank. This must be held in place while the lid is carefully lowered back where it belongs.

The next person using the stall will get wet. How wet depends on whether they are sitting or standing when they flush. If the door is closed then they are trapped.